Hillary Duff Movies

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I don't get what the big deal is with Hillary Duff. She can't sing, she can't act, she has no message and she's really not all that pretty. And her movies are horrible! I swear to God, if I see ONE more advertisement for a Hillary Duff movie that ends with some cheesy line like "This summer, make all your dreams come true!" I'll never set a foot in a movie theatre again.

(A week later...)

Shit. Never mind, I take that back.

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